Limerick

//A limerick is a five line poem with a very strict form (AABBA). Limericks tend to be quite humorous and are meant to be witty and fun.//

The boy on the dance floor could move So much talent and nothing to prove But during the dance He split his pants And it still didn't throw off his groove

(M. Poluk, 2007)

Mr. Poluk's obsessed with KISS The drummer's name was Peter Criss He listens all day To songs that they play For hours of musical bliss

(M. Poluk, 2013)

I've always wanted a panda I'll have to buy one for Amanda It would be fun If I could buy one If not, I'll have to ask Santa

(M. Poluk, 2016)

There once was a man named lance They always made fun of his pants Because they were grey Always in may And he'd always play with ants

(James G, 2009)

There once was a bad aimed bowler He had such a big moller He threw the ball It went down the hall It broke my moms brand new rollers

[Rebecca, 2009]

Alyssa D kicked me in the knee Than I got stung by a bee I said ouch Fell on the couch Than I made some tea

(Alyssa K, 2009)

I have a new dog I put her on my blog Boom crash Did it smash Now I'm in a deep fog

(Kayleigh, 2009)

One day there was a guy named Joe He liked to play in the snow His car had a pull Then he bought a bull Then the bull played in the snow

(Devin W, 2012)

There was a it went a across Then it saw the boss There was a doll So we got a doll Then we went to get floss

(Devin W, 2012)

The leaf went up my nose And then it made me dose Then I dock up And I look up And then I see a nose

(Ali, 2012)

A Dell Is like a bell Not done!!!!!!!!!!!! Not bun!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey little fell!!

(Ali,2012) Ali, this is not a Limerick

I once had a big fat pig And he really liked to dig Then I made bacon And I'm not faking Then I had a big fat fig.

(Kayla,2012)

__Trees__ look at the leaves on the trees. oh no I got sand on my knees. I lost my shoe and stepped in poo watch out im about to sneese!

(Riley,2012)

__Delirious__ If you are trying to be serious You must be delirious Since I am a comic Not atomic This all must seem quite mysterious

I always wanted a pony One that will never be nosy It would be cool I hope it won't drool And it will never be lonely

(Jaycee, 2016)

I turned on the TV To watch a documentary He got some mail It was a snail And the commentator's name was Gary

(Lucas/Warren/Sargent, 2016)

Sometimes I want to play ball But when I do I just fall The boys start to laugh While I get the staff They say I'm just too small

(Liz, 2016)

There once was a band called Hedley When they farted it was more than just deadly It feels like my head Soon will be dead But I could still stand steadily

(Mackenzie, 2016)

I really want a fish But we made a miss I started to cry Then I saw a fly And I named him Tish

(Kim, 2016)

__At The Park__ A guy and girl start to run around As the guy grabbed her he heard a sound He split his pants And the girl saw an ant He was embarrassed so he looked down

(Nolan, 2016)